Hayes for Mayor.

As Brendan and I were getting ready to leave for a long weekend in Scottsdale, the kids had the following to say about it:

Tyson: Don't go!

Isla: What are you going to bring us?

Hayes: I hope you have fun.

Oh Hayes...you're making it hard for us not to play favorites.

Sh*t my kids say, part 2

Tyson [upon seeing a picture of him, Hayes, and their friend Henry pushing some tackle dummies]: Oh yeah, those are the things we punched the crap out of.

Hayes [upon learning that he would see his friend Maddie today]: I was thinking about Maddie last night.  Also I was thinking about tornadoes.