Wednesday morning funny

Hayes:  Our old teacher came to visit us at school yesterday.  She had TWO crotches!

Me: Crotches?

Hayes: Yeah, to help her walk.

Me: Oh, CRUTCHES!

What the what?

Hayes, reading a catalog: Hey mom!  I think they have some poop-cons!

Me: What the what?

Isla, translating: He means coupons.

Unrelated...but relatable.

Today we are leaving for a quick visit to New York.  I woke up early this morning... went for a run, made breakfast for everyone, showered, packed for myself and the kids, got all of the snacks and drinks ready to go.  Somehow, I am sitting here writing a blog post while I wait for Brendan to be ready.  Unreal.